Like all huge faceless corporations where the employees live in constant fear that they'll be layed off (or won't), we've had a small crime wave at the once proud AOL West/Netscape campus. Small things have gone missing - wallets, laptops, Palm Pilots. You know the kind of stuff.
I'm not saying that employees are stealing stuff (though the last time there was a rash of thievery on the campus it turned out to be one of the Security Drones taking things). Just that stuff is going missing.
Our Really Good On The Ball Nothing Slips Passed Them Security Drones have a solution though. They've disabled external access to three of the five doors on each building, and put signs on the doors that tell people not to exit through them.
Yep. That'll stop those thieves.